Comfy Beds Straight from the Kitchen

So one day me and Blake were plotting against Rachel. We wanted her to fall asleep so we could stick her hand in warm water so she would pee the bed. I think I was actually in high school. We were baaaad kids, what can I say. Anyway, we decided we didn't want her to pee all over everything so we would put a bed of paper towels down under her. Honestly, I don't remember how we figured this would ever work, but it seemed like a good idea at the time. We never really did it, but I remember a few days later Mom asked me where all the paper towels were going. I immediately blurted out that me and Block had made a bed of paper towels and that we used every single one we could in the entire house. This was a lie. But mom still thinks it happened. Sometimes we ask her to remember it and she says she does. Hmm....