3 for Pee 2 for Poo and an Inch of Water

I'll be honest I always thought it was 3 for Poo, 2 for Pee. That's probably why Dad kept on us about this rule...he knew I was using more squares of toilet paper than i "needed"!!!! I still think this is one of the funniest things ever. I will admit that toilet paper does seem like a waste of money--it's expensive--and all this money goes to something you can wipe your hiney with. I might have tried it on my roommates. Didn't work. I also remember Dad only letting us have like, what, an inch of water in the bathtub?! That ain't enough water to even begin to actually clean yourself! I just remember begging Dad to let me have just a little more water, just so it might be able to cover my toys or even float a boat. But no, we were forced to bathe in an inch of water. Those were the days. Ha, I'll admit it. While these things seem trivial, it reminds me to be careful with my money which is a worthwhile lesson. But it's still funny.